"Serving up retro diet humor to help lighten the masses."TM

Retro Diet Humor Note Cards

Dieting does funny things to people. Averyl designed these 1950's inspired designs with authentic images from the 50's. Printed by Hillstock Greetings in Maine, USA on Crane's® 100% cotton rag archival card stock with acid-free inks. Cards are blank inside for you to write your own special message. Square shaped cards require extra postage.

Brownies Calling!

"Why yes I DO hear the brownies calling me!" That's crazy. She ate them earlier, so it's impossible.

One 4 1/2" x 5 13/16" card& envelope.

$3.95

Stock # WYFNC-01

Ravenous Mother

"No, no, no! Those are for mommy!" What has gotten into her? Her dear child simply wants some cookies! But she's been on this diet long enough! They're hers, all hers!

One 5 1/4" x 5 1/4" card& envelope.

$3.95

Stock # WYFNC-02

Dieting is War

This is grave. She put down the big guns for the tanks. Only a battalion will keep the chocolate from attacking her.

One 4 1/2" x 5 13/16" card& envelope.

$3.95

Stock # WYFNC-03

Cake Lust

Let this be a public service message on the dangers of loving cake. This innocent housewife prefers cake to the company of her dear husband and darling boy. Beware!

One 4 1/2" x 5 13/16" card& envelope.

$3.95

Stock # WYFNC-04

 

 

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