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Kitchenology 101: How to Navigate That Kitchen

In the 1950's book Date Bait, we learn that it is VERY important for girls to know how to cook. Do you want to be popular with the boys? Cook. Do you want to have a husband, and a happy one after you've snagged him? Cook. Do you want the ladies to come calling for snack trays and gossip? Cook. There are no hearts and minds that the power of knowing how to produce the right meal or dessert in a clean kitchen can't overcome!

Also, it is important to note that there are two types of mothers which impacts your kitchen psyche: the "kitchen is a sacred domain" type and "the kitchen work is a pain." Gleaning this insight will help you navigate mother's kitchen or gain understanding into your own kitchen issues.

Before you can begin producing wonderful food too fattening for you to eat, you must master the art of sparkle in your smile and kitchen by avoiding the blunder of messiness. Please, view these examples of what to do and what not to do. A red X on any girl's record is not a pretty thing!

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