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Retro Diet Humor Refrigerator Magnets

Original designs and dieting slogans created by Averyl to inspire you to laugh your way to thin! Each high quality magnet has a metal shell, Mylar/UV protective cover and measures approximately 2” x 3”. Manufactured in America.

Butter for everyone! Except You.

This sunny and sinister blonde with butter will taunt you into being thin. You don't really want any butter! You'll show her!

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Don't become a fattie, now!

Remember all of the loving advice mother gave you, like don't take candy from strangers? This mother knows you should never take candy, not even from her! Instead, have a nice bowl of unsweetened salt and fat free crunch. Mmmmm.

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Here, dear. Layer cake for your muffin top.

We've all been blinded by love. This poor husband thinks his wife is being kind by baking him those layer cakes, but you see right through it! Resist cake!

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One on the lips is two on the hips!

The words of dear auntie have saved many in the family from a life of doublewide hips. Now we bring her wisdom to the world.

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