Butter for everyone! Except You.

This sunny and sinister blonde with butter will taunt you into being thin. You don't really want any butter! You'll show her!

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She lusted to be alone with the cake.

Let this be a public service message on the dangers of loving cake. This innocent housewife prefers cake to the company of her dear husband and darling boy. Beware!

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Don't become a fattie, now!

Remember all of the loving advice mother gave you, like don't take candy from strangers? This mother knows you should never take candy, not even from her! Instead, have a nice bowl of unsweetened salt and fat free crunch. Mmmmm.

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Now that's what I call a flat stomach!

The scary seamstress and those three-way mirrors in the fitting rooms are your friends. They love you. Now show them you aren't scared and flatten that stomach!

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Here, dear. Layer cake for your muffin top.

We've all been blinded by love. This poor husband thinks his wife is being kind by baking him those layer cakes, but you see right through it! Resist cake!

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Good Girls Behave Themselves!

Touch no dessert! Smell no dessert! See no dessert! No peeking! Hands off! Such good girls are an inspiration to us all.

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One on the lips is two on the hips!

The words of dear auntie have saved many in the family from a life of doublewide hips. Now we bring her wisdom to the world.

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Diets & Housework: A Winning Team!

That's right- mopping those floors burns calories and makes your floors sparkle!

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